Born from a lack of excitement in various bands, a small number of years ago Vorbis discovered that his computer could do more than allow him to play Rollercoaster Tycoon.

Paresis staggered into some form of existence... then fell over.

Several attempts were made to bring this entity online and finally, kicking and screaming it was dragged out of the Peterborian hole it languished in.

Paresis' father, Vorbis, realised that he was getting a little better at this production lark and with encouragement from his Empressah and frenetic tail wagging from deaf cyber-pooch Joseph the Parsons Russell Terrier, wrote some new pieces of audible nonsense and unleashed them to a small band of dedicated followers (the few friends he manages to persuade into accepting myspace friend requests).

Vorbis now attempts to promote his offerings to the wider world and achieves some small and some notable successes, they know who they are.

If you think you can stomach this discharge soaked madness and can withstand the barrage of tortured screams then become friends and at one with Paresis.